Recipe - Victoria Woods Best Sandwich Ever

2 Big slices wholemeal bread;
preferably with
; bits in
Bit of butter to spread on
them
Lots of avocado; tomato,
cucumber,
; cress (alfalfa
; sprouts too if you
; live in one of the
; three places that
; sell them)
Mayonnaise
Salt and pepper

1. Put it all together. Note: PUT THE BREAD ON THE OUTSIDE.

2. Put real mayonnaise and salt and pepper in the middle.

3 Eat it.

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