Recipe - Peanut Butter From Hell

One half cup Creamy peanut butter
One fourth cup Peanut oil
2 tablespoon Dried onion bits
1 Clove crushed garlic or
One fourth teaspoon Garlic powder
1 tablespoon Sesame seeds
1 One half teaspoon Honey
2 tablespoon Lemon juice
2 teaspoon Soy sauce
One fourth (up to)
Three fourths teaspoon Ground red pepper; more is
better!
3 tablespoon Hot water; optional

[NOTE: Grand prize winner from the 1992 Startext Christmas Recipe contest.
Entered by David Duke.]

I kept everything except the ground red pepper in the recipe. I replaced
the pepper with 1 tsp of Habanero powder which has a delay of it's own
built in. Other than that, everything that the author states is true. It
really does work, and is pretty tasty also.

Blend in a small pot over low heat. Stir gently till bubbly don't burn the
stuff. Then allow to cool and put in a small crock pot (the one you got
left over from the school PTA cheese sale) By the way this stuff will keep
almost forever! The best medium to serve this disguised taste bud screamer
is on Wheat Thins by Nabisco or Triscut for the healthy nuts.

The really strange thing about this little trick is that it has three
different things that happen. First is that your taste buds get the sweet
from the honey. Second a mild taste of peanut butter. THEN **KABOOM** RED
PEPPER! I'LL SWEAR THAT THIS WORKS! It should take from a count of eight to
ten seconds for the grenade to go off and you oughta watch the faces of the
UNSUSPECTED! Sorry forgot the authors name!?????

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