Recipe - Mondo Spam Deluxe On Rye

One half cn Spam
cut or sliced up into 4 slabs
3 Slices "Beefsteak" Rye
1 teaspoon Vidalia Onion Mustard
1 teaspoon Horseradish
1 tablespoon "Miracle Whip"
One fourth cup Cole slaw
4 Lettuce leaves
1 Thick slice of tomato
2 Dill pickle spears
quartered
1 Slab of Sharp Cheddar
2 Thick slices Bermuda Onion
1 (2 liter) Coke(tm)

OPTIONAL EQUIPMENT
Plate
Napkin
Glass
NFL Sunday game
or WWF match

Assemble all components, slice in two if desired, chow down

NOTE: Recipe from confirmed bachelor, currently training for other uses.

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