Recipe - Manifold Destiny Engine Block Burgers

1 Bag lf pita bread
1 Piece of aluminum foil
1 Better n'Burgers

I travel quite a bit. Most of the time I'm on commercial airplanes, but on
occasion I have to drive. A few weeks ago I dropped my wife off in a
remote part of Northern Georgia. When I reached Tennesee, It was time to
stop and refill my cooler. The supermarket had Better n Burgers at a price
much lower than in Chicago so I decided to buy four packages. As I was
about to check out a thought hit me.

Now dear readers, are you sitting down? What you are about to read really
happened and I strongly reccomend it to all vlf travelers.

I picked up a bag of lf pita bread, a roll of aluminum foil and a bottle of
Katsup. After paying for my supplies I went to my car and unrolled a piece
of foil about three feet long.

In the middle of the foil I placed one of the newly purchased Better n
Burgers. The sides were folded and sealed. This left a long foil pack
with a "burger" in the middle. OK, are you ready for this? I popped open
the hood of the car and placed the foil packet directly on the engine. The
long tails on the packet gave me enough foil to secure the burger on
various engine outcropings.

I closed the hood and drove for about 30 minutes.

After a little experimenting, I learned that it takes about 1 One half hours to
cook the burger if you have it directly on the valve cover. Results may
vary.

The packet was retrieved, the "burger" was placed into a pita half and I
munched merrily along I24.

Ahh, manifold destiny.

Source: Obvious original.

Posted by Ruxoid@aol.com (John) to the Fatfree Digest [Volume 17 Issue 2]
Apr. 3, 1995.

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