Recipe - Gila Stew

1 lg Gila Monster
One half cup Butter
One half cup Truffles
One half pound Brie
1 qt Chablis

Do NOT skin him/her, or s/he will become angry

Place Gila Monster into a very heavy iron pot. Very quickly add the
butter, truffles, Brie, and Chablis. Place a closefitting lid on the pot.
cook over mesquite charcoal for one hour. Carefully lift the lid. The Gila
Monster may look done, but don't believe him. He has drunk the Chablis and
is sublimely happy as the heated pot ALMOST equals the heat of his natural
habitat: The Arizona Desert.

On second thought, set the Gila Monster free and treat yourself to the Brie
and Chablis!

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