Recipe - Favorite Quick Supper

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Measure 3 cups flour into large bowl; answer telephone. Take large bowl off
small child's head; sweep up flour. Measure 3 cups flour into large bowl.
Measure One fourth cup shortening; answer doorbell. Wash shortening from child's
hands and face. Add One fourth cup shortening to flour. Mix well; rock crying baby
for 10 minutes. Answer telephone. Put older child in tub and scrub well.
Scrape flour and shortening mixture from floor, adding enough tears to
relieve tension. Open 1 can of beans and serve with remaining strength.

busted by sooz

Recipe by: Key Gourmet

Posted to recipeludigest by James and Susan Kirkland kirkland@gj.net on
Mar 07, 1998