Recipe - Diarrhea Delights

3 pack (6oz) semisweet chocolate
chips
1 cn (14oz) sweetened condensed
milk
1 ds Salt
2 teaspoon Vanilla extract
1 One half cup Chopped, dried mixed fruit
(the type used for fruit
cake)

Line the bottom of a 9inch square pan with waxed paper and set aside.

Pour chocolate chips, sweetened condensed milk and salt into large heavy
saucepan. Melt mixture over low hear, stirring constantly with a whisk.
When mixture is completely melted, remove saucepan from heat. Pour in
vanilla and dried mixed fruit. Use a wooden spoon to thoroughly blend
fruit into chocolate mixture.

Pour chocolate mixture into lined pan and spread it evenly with you rubber
spatula. Place pan in the refrigerator and chill for at least two hours.

When thoroughly chilled, invert chocolate mixture onto cutting board and
cut into one inch squares.

Create loads of uniquely shaped diarrhea dumps by rolling each square
between the palms of your clean, dry hands. Make some flat, round disks,
some short, thick poops, and some long, skinny ones!

Makes about 2 pounds of dandy doodoo.

Posted to EATL Digest 28 October 96

Date: Tue, 29 Oct 1996 04:18:02 EST

From: Judy L Garrison bluj@JUNO.COM