Recipe - Dagwood Bumstead Sandwich

3 lg Onions
1 Head lettuce
4 Tomatoes, cut or sliced up
1 Lobster tail
1 Eagle talon
1 Fish (pref.2days old)
1 Pot spaghetti
Cold and gooey
1 pound Bacon (cooked?)
1 Meatloaf
1 Ham
1 Fried egg (over easy)
1 String of sausages
1 Mayonnaise, gallon
1 Jar of pickle relish
1 Tin of sardine in oil
1 Bottle of ketchup
1 Bottle Sweet mustard
1 Hot mustard
1 Loaf Bread
Assorted cheese
Assorted vegetables
Assorted olives

NOTES FROM MINNEAPOLIS STAR TRIBUNE: Now that he has announced that his
joining his wife's catering business, cartoon chowhound Dagwood Bumstead is
releasing the recipe for his famous Dagwood sandwich. See ingredients
above. See directions below.

DIRECTIONS: Arrange the ingredients between two slices of bread. Serves
one.

From: King Features Syndicate Originally posted by: Elaine Caldwell
(KVNH17B)

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