Recipe - Crusty Curmudgeon Last Ditch Barbecue Sauce

1 cup Broached Onions
2 l Vanilla Extract
One half pound Neat's Foot Oil
2 tablespoon Butter Or Oregano
1 Fresh Poltroon, Diced

To prepare: With floured hands, on a floured surface, standing on a floured
floor, and just generally surrounded by mounds and mounds of flour, combine
the ingredients in a greased 55/8" by 163/8" pan, then pour the mixture
carefully into an ungreased 43/8" by 187/8" pan and heat it until a
13/8"blister forms when you stick your hand into it. A Poltroon is a
Spiritless Coward.

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