Recipe - Chernobyl-Chili

4 pound Beef, ground
3 lg Onions, minced
One half cup Green pepper, minced
6 Garlic cloves, pressed
2 pound Tomatoes, crushed
(use standard canned
tomatoes)
1 pound Tomatoes, whole,
cut up (canned or fresh)
6 ounce Tomato paste
2 One half pound Kidney beans (light red),
not drained
(3 standardsize cans)
2 tablespoon Brown sugar
3 tablespoon Sugar, white
4 tablespoon Chili powder
2 teaspoon MSG (monosodium glutamate)
2 teaspoon Red pepper (cayenne),
crushed
1 teaspoon Black pepper, ground
1 teaspoon Salt
3 tablespoon Bacon grease
Water or beer,
as needed
Garlic powder,
as needed

In a large microwave container, brown meat, onions, green pepper and garlic
for 15 minutes on full power. Drain off and reserve a cup or two of liquid.
Break up any remaining large chunks of meat.

Add remaining ingredients except tomato paste and cook on full power for 30
minutes covered. Stir and taste. Cook for 1 hour at 70 percent power,
uncovered. Stir and taste at half hour intervals. Add water as necessary.

Add tomato paste and reserved meat liquid. Cook 30 minutes at 60 percent
power, uncovered. Stir and taste. The chili is done and can be served
directly or decanted into a crock pot to simmer.

Serve with shredded cheddar cheese, tabasco sauce, minced onions, hot chili
oil, red pepper flakes and hot dogs with rolls. Your guests can microwave
their own hot dogs and top them with chili and cheese!!!

NOTES:

* Highenergy microwave chili Microwaves and chili make a superb match,
especially for lazy chili lovers like me. This version is for a mixed
crowd. True chili fiends should see the notes at the end. Yield: Serves
812.

* For true CHERNOBYLClass 20 megaton SS19 chili, double the pepper,
chili powder and MSG and add 30 minutes to the cooking. Serve with Pepski.

* People who are worried about MSG, bacon grease or radiation should not
be eating chili in the first place.

* Yes, it will make an incredible mess in your microwave oven.

* The most likely things you will need to add at the testing points are
salt, sugar, and maybe garlic powder.

* The chili will thicken up in the microwave so be sure to add enough
water to keep it soupy until the last phase.

: Difficulty: easy.
: Time: 10 minutes preparation, 23 hours in microwave.
: Precision: approximate measurement OK.

: Jim Houser (JABBA)
: Johns Hopkins University, Baltimore, Maryland, USA
: ins_ajbh@jhunix.bitnet

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