Recipe - Cheap Hot Sauces

2 pack Prepared yellow mustard
1 pack Ketchup
1 pack Honey
2 pack Lemon jiuce
1 ds (generous) malt vinegar
1 ounce (approx) A1 steak sauce
1 ds Frank's red hot sauce
1 ds Tabasco
2 ds Worcestershire sauce
7 dr Endorphin Rush; (which I
keep in my desk), approx

Today at work the lunch special was jerk chicken and I have to admit they
did a halfdecent job of it, though they grilled it too fast and burned it
a little. Decent seasonings, but no real heat.

So ... I got to thinking about what condiments they had in the cafeteria
the little plastic squeeze packets. I came up with this recipe:

Mix thoroughly, allow to rest. I made it on break and took it back to my
desk (against the rules) and used it about an hour later. Now my desk
drawer reeks of A1. The result was as close to Inner Beauty as I could
expect to get, under the circumstances. I got the brown color right,
anyway...
Posted to CHILEHEADS DIGEST by Alex Silbajoris 72163.1353@compuserve.com
on Jun 5, 1998