Recipe - Cat Poop Cookies

CHOCOLATE INGREDIENTS
One half cup Honey
2/3 cup Butter, margarine, or lard
1 Egg
1 teaspoon Vanilla extract
OR peppermint extract
2 cup Whole wheat flour
1/3 cup Cocoa powder
Grapenuts(tm) cereal

GINGERBREAD INGREDIENTS
One fourth cup Honey
One fourth cup Molasses
2/3 cup Butter or margarine, or lard
1 Egg
2 1/3 cup Whole wheat flour
Ginger, cinnamon, cloves
to taste
(maybe One half tsp each)
Grapenuts(tm) cereal

MIXINS
Coconut; (tapeworms)
Chocolate chips
Butterscotch chips
Peanut butter chips
Spagetti or ramen noodles
cooked (roundworms)
Corn
Peanuts
"puffy pastel things"; *
find at Chinese restaurants

*NOTE: "puffy pastel things are to look like the cat ate styrofoam packing
pelletsi haven't tried this TO MAKE: icrowave the honey till it
bubbles(about 1 minute). add the butter,(i've been told using lard makes
for a more realistic texture and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any.
add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the other stuff. add mixins of your
choice to some or all of the batter. Chill 1 hour in the freezer or several
hours in the fridge. roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of
cat poops. roll logs in grape nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done(maybe
10 to 15 minutes but with my flaky oven you never know). Serve in a
disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop. i
hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted
chocolate or pudding. i imagine brown sugar might work as a substitute for
the new clumping litters, but i havent tried it. this recipe worked
especially well at the halloween party where the table was already
decorated with plastic flies.

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