Recipe - Cat Litter Casserole

1 cup Bisquick
1 cup Shredded Cheddar cheese
1 pound Ground beef, turkey or pork
Sausage

TO MAKE LITTER
2 cup Long grain rice
3 Three fourths cup Water
2 teaspoon Salt
2 tablespoon Butter or margarine

TOOLS
lg Mixing bowl
Rectangular baking pan
Deep saucepan with lid
Fork
Paper towels
lg Spoon
Stainless steel pooper
Scooper

To make dumps: With an adult's help, preheat the oven to 350F. Using clean
hans, mix together the dump ingredients in a large bowl. Mold pieces of
this mixture into various size/shape dumps.

Place so they don't touch each other in an ungreased baking pan. Use two if
they don''t all fit. With an adult's help, bake the dumps for about 20
minutes or until they are all brown, firm and slightly crusty.

While the meat cooks, put all four litter ingredients into a large
saucepan. Then, with an adult's help, heat on high until the water comes to
a boil. Stir, turn heat to low and cover the pan. Simmer without lifting
the cover for fourteen minutes.

With an adult's help, remove the saucepan from the stove and carefully (to
avoid having your face melted away by the steam), lift off the cover. Break
apart, or "fluff" the rice with a fork and set pan aside.

When dumps are done, carefully transfer them onto paper towels to drain.

Spoon the rice and dumps into the now empty baking pan, leaving some dumps
partially uncovered, the way Kitty does when he/she is in a hurry. Serves
810 litterbox lovers. Use ppper scooper to serve.

From the Book: Gross Grub by Cheryl Porter Random House ISBN 0679866930

From Gemini's MASSIVE MealMaster collection at www.synapse.com/~gemini