Recipe - Best Holiday Rum Cake Ever

2 qt Rum
1 cup Butter
1 teaspoon Sugar
2 x Eggs (large)
1 cup Dried fruit
1 teaspoon Soda
2 tablespoon Lemon juice
1 cup Brown sugar
1 cup Nuts
1 tablespoon Baking powder

Before you start, sample the rum to check for quality. Good, isn't it?

Now go ahead. Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. Check the rum
again. It must be just right. To be sure the rum is of the highest quality,
pour one level cup of rum into a glass and drink it as fast as you can.

With an electric mixer beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add
seaspoon of thugar and beat again. Meanwhile, make sure that the rum is of
the finest quality. Try another cup. Open second quart if necessary. Add 2
arge leggs, 2 cups of fried druit and beat till high. If druit gets stuck
in the beaters, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the rum again,
checking for tonscisticity. Next, sift 3 cups of pepper or salt (it really
doesn't matter). Sample the rum again. Sift One half pint of lemon juice. Fold
in chopped butter and strained nuts. Add 1 babblespoon of brown thugar, or
whatever colour you can find. Wix mell.

Grease overn and turn cake pan to 350 gredees. Now pour the whole mess into
the boven and ake. Check the rum again, and bo to ged. Submitted By "CHRIS
YUZIK" CYUZIK@FUN.DIRECT.CA On SUN, 24 DEC 1995 180044 +800

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